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Volcano Calculator

by Volcano Calculator

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magneticmemorymethod This music is crisp, crunchy and a great mental odyssey through the more intense possibilities of brutal rhythm and lyrical odyssey. Fans of everyone from Pantera, Gorguts and Dayglo Abortions will delight in the mosh pit sensibilities on this album. It's actually hard to choose a favorite track, but I chose Golden Horns for its particularly profound bit of wordplay. This is one of those rare albums where you will not be picking through songs, but playing it all the way through - many times! Favorite track: Golden Horns.
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maxident213 If tech-sludge isn't a genre already, it is now. Volcano Calculator plays a flailing, lurching brand of virtuosic, uptempo, jazz-level-complex modern metal that defies any easy categorisation. Tech-death guitar riffs and grooves over top of a very sharp and slammin' rhythm section make this album something new altogether. If Black Flag had been a metal band, they might've sounded like this. Favorite track: High Speed Bitch.
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1.
Take A Look 04:51
"TAKE A LOOK" by Volcano Calculator lyrics by Sean Luciw DON'T YOU WANT TO TAKE ONE MORE LOOK TAKE ONE MORE LOOK TAKE ONE MORE LOOK TAKE ONE MORE LOOK STUCK DOWN IN MUD REACHING FOR STARS CRY TEARS OF BLOOD PRAYING TO MARS WRRRAAAAHHHH WRRRAAAAHHHH STUCK DOWN IN MUD PRAYING TO MARS DON'T TAKE TOO MUCH TIME TO CHANGE YOUR MIND TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF WHY DID YOU BREAK THE MIRROR, WHY DID YOU WHY DID YOU BREAK THE MIRROR, WHY DID YOU TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF TAKE A LOOK AT YOURSELF WHY DID YOU BREAK THE MIRROR, WHY DID YOU WHY DID YOU BREAK THE MIRROR, WHY DID YOU OH NO YOU TOOK TOO MUCH TIME TO CHANGE YOUR MIND
2.
Just Be 04:01
"JUST BE" by Volcano Calculator lyrics by Sean Luciw JUST BE A WHEEZING LUMP JUST BE A WHEEZING LUMP JUST BE A WHEEZING LUMP BANISH ALL DESTRUCTIVE AGENDAS BANISH ALL DESTRUCTIVE AGENDAS BANISH ALL DESTRUCTIVE AGENDAS SHUN ALL THE DECEPTIVE PRETENDERS SHUN ALL THE DECEPTIVE PRETENDERS SHUN ALL THE DECEPTIVE PRETENDERS SICKNESS HAS ROBBED MY AMBITION FREEING ME TO JUST BE WITNESS MY DISAPPEARANCE NOW YOU'LL LEAVE ME BE LIVING IN TRASH LIKE A SNOT RAG COVETING PEACE AND HARMONY JEALOUSLY TRASH TALKING DESTROY TRANQUILITY DON'T NEED NO MORE SHIT FROM YOU SO FUCK OFF DON'T NEED NO MORE SHIT FROM YOU SO FUCK OFF DON'T NEED NO MORE SHIT FROM YOU SO FUCK OFF DON'T NEED NO MORE SHIT FROM YOU SO FUCK OFF DON'T NEED NO SHIT FROM YOU SO FUCK OFF DON'T NEED NO SHIT FROM YOU SO FUCK OFF DON'T NEED NO SHIT FROM YOU SO FUCK OFF DON'T NEED NO SHIT FROM YOU SO FUCK OFF
3.
"HIGH-SPEED BITCH" by Volcano Calculator lyrics by Sean Luciw SLAM ON THE BRAKES YEAH RIGHT FUCK THAT GET OFF THE SIDEWALK GET OFF THE SIDEWALK WATCHING YOU DIE FREE MY SOUL WATCHING YOU DIE WIN MY PRIZE RUN! I'M A HIGH-SPEED BITCH I'M GONNA RUN YOU DOWN YOU'LL SEE HOW IT FEELS I GOT THE BIGGEST WHEELS I'M GONNA RUN YOU DOWN YOU'LL SEE HOW IT FEELS RED MEANS GO! WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT SLAM ON THE BRAKES YEAH RIGHT FUCK THAT WATCHING YOU DIE IS GOING TO FREE MY SOUL WATCHING YOU DIE IS GOING TO WIN MY PRIZE GET OFF THE SIDEWALK GET OFF THE SIDEWALK WATCHING YOU DIE FREE MY SOUL WATCHING YOU DIE WIN MY PRIZE RUN I'M A HIGH-SPEED BITCH I'M GONNA TO RUN YOU DOWN YOU'LL SEE HOW IT FEELS I GOT THE BIGGEST WHEELS I'M GONNA TO RUN YOU DOWN YOU'LL SEE HOW IT FEELS RED MEANS GO WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT
4.
"SOUL CRIMINAL" by Volcano Calculator lyrics BY Sean Luciw WHO IS A SOUL CRIMINAL DEALING IN HEARTACHE JUST FOR FUN WHO IS A SOUL CRIMINAL DRIVING IN THE STAKE SO MUCH FUN SOUL CRIMINAL SOUL CRIMINAL SOUL CRIMINAL SOUL CRIMINAL INWARD EXILE, CAGE OF DISTRUST OF OWN BUILDING, CRUMBLE TO RUST MISERY DUTY IS NOW LOST ON ME MISERY DUTY IS NOW LOST ON ME CYCLE PROJECTS, CANNOT BREAK SHOULD BE BREAKING, STOP THE FAKING CYCLE PROJECTS, CANNOT BREAK SHOULD BE BREAKING, STOP THE FAKING WHO IS A SOUL CRIMINAL CRANKIN UP THE WALLS AGAIN LONELY ONE STEAL ANOTHER DOLLAR FAKE ANOTHER HOLLER JUST FOR FUN SOUL CRIMINAL SOUL CRIMINAL SOUL CRIMINAL SOUL CRIMINAL INWARD EXILE, CAGE OF DISTRUST OF OWN BUILDING, CRUMBLE TO RUST MISERY DUTY IS NOW LOST ON ME MISERY DUTY IS NOW LOST ON ME CYCLE PROJECTS, CANNOT BREAK SHOULD BE BREAKING, STOP THE FAKING CYCLE PROJECTS, CANNOT BREAK SHOULD BE BREAKING, STOP THE FAKING CIRCLE BREAKING CIRCLE BREAKING YEAH! TAKING IN VAIN, FEEDING ON PAIN LEAVING A TRAIL, FEEDING ON FAIL
5.
Golden Horns 05:29
"GOLDEN HORNS" by Volcano Calculator lyrics by Sean Luciw PERSONALITIES ARE ENTANGLEMENTS WE AIN'T SOCRATES DON'T CARE WHAT YOU MEANT CUT THE CRAP ALRIGHT SHUT THE HELL UP PLEASE METRIC ILLUSION REORIENTING VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF DEATH NOW METRIC ILLUSION REORIENTING VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF DEATH NOW GLOVE WITHOUT FINGERS HIGH FIVER LINGERS GLOVE WITHOUT FINGERS HIGH FIVER LINGERS FOR THE LAST TIME DIE FOR THE FIRST TIME LIVE AS YOU LEARN TO FLY ON THE DRAGON RIDE FIVE TIMES YOU KILL ME IN ONE NIGHT TONIGHT FIVE TIMES YOU KILL ME PERSONALITIES ARE ENTANGLEMENTS CUT THE CRAP ALRIGHT SHUT THE HELL UP PLEASE METRIC ILLUSION REORIENTING VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF DEATH NOW METRIC ILLUSION REORIENTING VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF DEATH NOW GLOVE WITHOUT FINGERS HIGH FIVER LINGERS GLOVE WITHOUT FINGERS HIGH FIVER LINGERS FOR THE LAST TIME DIE FOR THE FIRST TIME LIVE AS YOU LEARN TO FLY ON THE DRAGON RIDE FIVE TIMES YOU KILL ME IN ONE NIGHT TONIGHT FIVE TIMES YOU KILL ME GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP GIVE IT UP
6.
Win A Few 05:00
"WIN A FEW" by Volcano Calculator lyrics by Sean Luciw WIN A FEW, LOSE A FEW CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU, CAN YOU? IN THE LONG RUN IT ALL COMES UNDONE IN THE LONG RUN IT ALL COMES UNDONE WIN A FEW, LOSE A FEW CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU, CAN YOU? WIN A FEW, LOSE A FEW CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU, CAN YOU? IN THE LONG RUN IT ALL COMES UNDONE IN THE LONG RUN IT ALL COMES UNDONE DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOT TO DO TAKE COMMAND NOW IS YOUR ONLY CHANCE TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT IS UP TO YOU YOU STAY COOL STAY STRONG STAY REAL YOU STAY COOL STAY STRONG STAY REAL YOU STAY COOL STAY STRONG STAY REAL ONE TASTE FOR BLOOD IS ALL IT TAKES NOW DESTROY THE COMPETITION ENEMY FALL DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO WIN A FEW, LOSE A FEW CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU, CAN YOU? WIN A FEW, LOSE A FEW CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU, CAN YOU? IN THE LONG RUN IT ALL COMES UNDONE IN THE LONG RUN IT ALL COMES UNDONE IT ALL COMES UNDONE IT ALL COMES UNDONE

about

Volcano Calculator

Sean Luciw - 8-string guitar, vocals
Kyle Lucas - 6-string bass
Nick Pattie - drums

music and lyrics written by Sean Luciw

recorded, mixed & mastered at
Ulusulu Music
drums recorded at The Grease Trap

logo design by Sean Luciw
and Kelly Norwood

thank you: Long & McQuade Kamloops,
Cam MacQuarrie, Justin Bentley,
The Grease Trap, Ben Viefhues,
Crushing Complex, all people who
love metal music!

songs 2 and 3 contain f-bombs in case
you're into that kind of thing.

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released May 3, 2018

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Volcano Calculator Kamloops, British Columbia

Volcano Calculator is a sludgy prog death metal power trio. Sean Luciw - 8-string guitar, vocals & songwriting. Nick Pattie - drums. Kyle Lucas - 6-string bass. Heavy and odd.

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